little bitty girl

There are sometimes words I make up because nothing in the English language seem to be able to convey what I feel eloquently enough. So, here is some of my current favourite made-up words.

MooMoo - origin this word was inspired by the nauseating behaviour of brother and now sister in law. After what seems to be like forever of being together, they still look at each other like lovesick cows causing all people around them to start feeling ill. Unfortunately, I have been accused of doing this lately with the boyfriend. I really need to stop.
Meaning - to look into one another's eyes like lovesick cows and whisper sweet nothings that sound like little of moo-moo's.
Tip - to stop sickening behaviour just start moo-ing loudly at the dinner table whenever sick couple starts to act that way. It pretty much stops them immediately

Flubber - origin inspired by post-holiday overindulgence tire around waist
Meaning - combination of Flab and Blubber and much worse than both
Tip - nothing much you can do except go to gym and look at disgusting flubber whenever you get a chance. If that doesn't inspire you to go to that painful Spin class, nothing will.

Bumpfh - origin my favourite word right now. I just couldn't come up with a more appropriate word to describe that pre-PMS bloat combined with flubber.
Meaning - nicer version of gunt (gut over cunt) but has same idea, it's a bump with an oomph! (also known as flare), Flubber with style
Tip - once gain nothing much but waiting out the PMS-ey week although Yoga and Pilates sometimes helps. I usually use it as an excuse to eat more. After all you can just try to get rid of it after, might as well enjoy the fatness for the week.