little bitty girl

I often wonder what it must be like to live the celebrity life. Sure, it must be nice to have all that money and other perks but the downside of having no privacy is something I don't think I could live with.

For instance, witness the intense scrutiny that is taking place in the whole Brad/Jen split. Every single news crew/paparazzi/grandma in middle America has something to say about what went wrong in their marriage. And really no one will really know, except the two of them. I try to promise myself to do the right thing and not to watch all these gossip shows. Yet I find I cannot turn away when another news flash comes on TV.

Part of me really feels for them, it's hard enough to end a relationship much less one in public. They seem like a really nice couple and I do hope that they work out the best solution for the both of them.

Then part of me goes - Brad! Shag me! Shag me! I'll have your babies!

SHIT! I think I said that out loud as Stef just yelled back - Hello! Remember me, your boyfriend? I can hear you, you know. We're in the same room!

Bad, bad monkey!