little bitty girl

I have this obsession with 7 Eleven slurpees. I just cannot walk by a 7 Eleven without getting one! So today, after my early morning Spin Class (my ass and thighs hurt so much that I am convinced I shan't be able to walk for the rest of the weekend!), I went to the library to return my overdue books.

I am convinced that I do the Public Library a great service by returning my books late; as I am good at paying the fees and that's how they make money, right? So, there's a 7 Eleven at the corner of the street, I walk past it and halfway through the crosswalk, I turn back to get a slurpee. People, it's like -8 degrees Celsius today and I am sucking on a frozen drink!

By the time I get home, I feel like I have brain damage from the brain freeze. You know, that feeling you get where partial paralysis takes place from sucking a slurpee way too quickly? If you haven't experienced it, I recommend trying it as it's a pretty cool (pardon the pun) sensation.

Anyways, Stef just looks at me in bewilderment and says," I CANNOT believe you're drinking a slurpee in this weather!" Then he sighs and shakes his head and says, "Actually, what am I saying? Of course I can. You're all about instant satisfaction!" Then he comes over, while I sit cross legged at the computer table, sucking back this stupid thing and gives me a hug! See? The man is a SAINT! He thinks all my idiosyncrasies are normal, or at least normal to me.

Hmm... notice how I can never just tell a story straight out? I always have to say everything that happens in between. Well, at least you get the unabridged version of my life!