little bitty girl

On my way to New York, I had decided to take a pee break just before we got hit by a patch of turbulence, and I thought," Great! I am going to die and they are going to find my body on the toilet and I don't really like the panties I have on." Then I thought about it again, and really, if the plane were to go down, they wouldn't really find me at all - just the BBQ me.

On my way back from New York, when they were handing out the customs forms, the attendant did not give me one because she assumed the Asian couple next to me were my parents but what was even worse was that she gave the form to the guy, who was sitting in the window seat! As if none of us females could have filled out the forms ourselves! The saddest thing about it was that the attendant herself was Asian so you would think she would be able to tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese. Shee-esh!