little bitty girl

When I was in grade nine, I had a mini crush on this red-headed jock named Sean. I believe it was my girlfriend, D'Arcy (but I am not a hundred percent so don't hate her after you've read this) who grimaced and said, "You can't like a redhead! Can you just imagine the colour of his pubes?"

Well, back then we were all quite innocent, unlike the youth of today who screw like bunnies at the age of nine or something like that. The thought of pubic hair, much less red ones, seemed quite gross — especially since the rest of the girls in gym class seemed to shudder at the mere mention of the dreaded red PUBES!

I got over my redheaded crush but I never forgot D'Arcy's words and, years after that, I would always eye cute redheads surreptitiously and wonder whether they knew there was a mini stigma out there about the colour of their hair.

I soon forgot all about liking redheads and their like-coloured pubes until recently. When I was in Edmonton for a trade show, a girl I know who had gotten quite tipsy started talking about "Firecrotches". I had no clue what she was talking about until she asked this carrot-headed man whether he had a good one. The conversation obviously went to rot after but the long forgotten topic made me laugh!

So I simply had to share the phrase. Marie, being the prude, thinks the word is quite gross. I think it adds a little panache to such a mundane but taboo subject!

This entry is dedicated to a newborn with potential for firecrotch! May girls your age not be as dumb as me and find your crotch quite eye-catching!!