Yo Ho Ho! A Sailor's Life For Me
Saturday, May 14, 2005
I've been known to swear occasionally. Actually, I swear a lot. I think it's really healthy for you. For some odd reason my mum thinks that if she makes soulful cow eyes and tsks! tsks! loud enough it will make me mend my ways.
The truth is that I took to swearing the way a newborn duckling takes to water. Plus growing up in a fairly multi-cultural city has simply added to my repertoire of verbals arsenals.
I always see it like that ghost in Miyazaki's Spririted Away, where he eats all this junk and then being full of crap, he has this scene and vomits it out. I see pressures of life as the crap that you consume and swearing seems to be the only way to vent my spleen. Hence the idea that swearing is quite healthy.
It rids you of all the toxins and yucky feelings you have, leaving you refreshed. You should try it sometime. Repeat after me - Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Motherfucker! Don't you feel SO much better?
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