little bitty girl

I hurt Stefan quite often.

Albeit, it's usually by accident. For some reason, I just have this uncanny sense of finding exactly where he has a bruise or cut. Because he plays footy and it's a contact sport, he tends to get bruises or sprains in weird areas and usually I will not even know where it is but more likely than not, I will tend to brush it or touch it exactly where it hurts.

Currently, he has two really scraped knees. Really, really scraped knees where it's totally gross and pussing. He basically has absolutely no skin on either of his knees. Last night, while sleeping and lying side by side, I decided to move my left leg and then managed to mule kick him with my heel on his right knee.

I'M. SORRY. STEFAN. IT. REALLY. WAS. BY. ACCIDENT.

He is threatening to start wearing a jock strap to bed.