little bitty girl

I have decided to add sayings to my "Lexicons" because really I come up with some zingers and people use it, so I might as well take credit for it. Then there are also some zingers that other people come up with that I think should really be used more in the world.

Here are two of my favourites right now. Mum, I suggest you do not read this entry. Or if you do, please do not call me after because I really don't need to hear "I didn't raise you to talk that way..." for the twentieth time this week. I swear, get over it.

Fucked Up The Ass With A Thorny Stick
No explanation needed, really but just in case you do need it, it simply means, really, really screwed.

Walk Of Shame
When a boy or a girl unexpectedly sleeps over (one night stand) at someone else's house and has to walk home the next morning in the clothes they wore the previous night. This is always a constant source of amusement for me.