little bitty girl

With the emergence of Instant Messaging, acronyms have become very common. They're very handy things especially when you are in a pinch for time. Over time, I've even created some of my own for when I've felt "Big Brother is watching" via email. I thought I would share my favourite ones. WARNING: Some content might be x-rated so Mothers and family in general should stop reading now.

LOL - Laughing Out Loud
Everyone knows this. A good electronic way to describe glee.

OMG - Oh My God
Comes particularly handy when you need to exclaim shock.

WTF? - What The Fuck?
One of my all time favourites. Can be used for almost every circumstance.

CG - Catholic Guilt
I am not actually Catholic, but a girlfriend of mine who grew up Catholic says I got it bad. All I can say is that I went to Catholic school so it must count somehow.

SBJ - Steak and a Blow Job
When it comes down to it, you know this is truly what every man wants more than anything in the world. This is a suggested solution to a girl/guyfriend who is in the proverbial Dog House and needs a Get Out of House ticket quick.

DLB - Double Licking Balls
This is the ultimate suggestion thrown in with SBJ if said friend looks like they might be in the Dog House permanently.