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Looks like Sienna Miller and Jude Law have been doing the old slide back. The on again, off again couple were seen cavorting at dinner together lately despite their infidelities to one another. (him with the nanny, her with his supposed bud, Daniel Craig, the new James Bond) Although according to People magazine, there was a third wheel at the table, Sienna's mother. Maybe Jude is doing her instead? Despite all this cuddling and googly-eyeing, both parties PR people are saying that the relationship is definitely OFF, not on. Who would go back to Jude? He slept with the nanny, for pete's sake. If that isn't one sacred relationship, I don't know what is.

More Federjerk news. Suppossedly, someone leaked his single onto the net from his upcoming rap album, Y'all Ain't Ready. You're right, we ain't ready. We're not ready for whatever drivel this idiot and some other idiot, (the record company that bought into the bullshit) have decided to come out with. Leaked, my ass. He probably "leaked" it himself trying to get it hyped up and be the celebrity he's not. Buddy, the only reason why you are famous is because you got Britney knocked up. Be ready when she dumps your ass.

Which by the way could be sooner than we all think. According to ClickBritney.com, there are pictures of him getting frustrated because his credit card got declined. AT BLOCKBUSTERS! If you don't even have credit for Blockbusters, you know something awful is about to happen.

Speaking of Ms. Spears, according to an UK site that she has been asked to write a children's book based on her Kabbalah faith. Are these people crazy? What advice can she possibly give children? How to wear your thongs outside your pants? How to marry an idiot? How to be a slave for other people? Sheesh...

Speaking of kids, suppossedly Nicole Kidman is absolutely devastated by the TomKat baby news. Why, Nicole why? Get down on your knees and thank God that you didn't have any biological pairings with that short, very disturbed man. Find a nice man and get some of your own. Or better yet, think about the ones you have now. Connor and Isabella (Tom and Nicole's adopted children) must be absolutely devastated by all this apparent glee and sadness over the new baby.