little bitty girl

I know everyone has thought this and sometimes you actually say it out loud.

Just doing my usual reading of news and came across this story of Toga, the penguin. Someone has stolen it from a zoo. The penguin is an endangered species and was the first of it's kind to be bred at this particular zoo. Latest reports state that an anonymous phone call was made to say that the penguin is in a plastic bag, and has been dumped in a nearby dockyard. Zoo officials state that the penguin will not live much longer without its parents.

Questions that arise -

What do you need a penguin for?

How does someone walk out with a penguin without any zoo officials noticing?

Why don't people get hobbies?

In the same news site, there are some people looking for their stolen dogs and others looking for their stolen donkey. There seems to be an epidemic in the area.