little bitty girl

Stefan managed to rip the tendons off his fourth finger on his right hand at the last footy game. This condition is actually called jersey finger. I swear, I am not making it up as we googled it. So as Stefan's finger swells to a slight, purplish sized sausage and we find out that he needs to have surgery immediately as it's a time sensitive issue, the first thing out of his mouth was, "Man, how am I supposed to play squash?"

I really hope our children take up painting as a sport.