little bitty girl

If I didn't know my mum was so straight and narrow, I would've sworn she was on drugs when she was carrying me. I get the most LSD filled dreams (and trust me, I'm not on drugs either. My individual adrenaline and personality is insane enough for some people) that I sometimes feel the Dream Fairy delivered the wrong dreams to me.

Last night I dreamt that we were in a place where if you had taken an aerial shot, it would have looked like pieces of lace, land being part of the "lace" and the holes were bodies of water. Stef and I were swimming from land to land trying to find life, other than ourselves. Suddenly, we heard some human voices and swam toward this very thin piece of land, so thin that it felt like a very small fence, you could only hold onto it. I was quite tired by then and could barely keep myself afloat. That piece of land turned out to be the edge of a huge rushing river.

When I looked over I saw all these people salmon fishing, and the salmon swimming upstream were these massive pre-historic dinosaur type beasts, all larger than a very tall man.

Stefan said I cried out in the middle of the night so he thought I was having a nightmare and tried to comfort me.

Turns out that in my dream, he was trying so hard to see these creatures, he was leaning very heavily on my left side and I felt myself slipping from the edge. What I was actually trying to do was yell, "Get off me, you big baboon!"