little bitty girl

I've been thinking a lot of my ass lately. Yes, a long silence and I return by talking about butts.

But seriously, I'm a little concerned about mine. Ass, I mean. About how it has seemed to have exponentially grown this past summer. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why. I mean it's the summer and I tend to eat less since it's so hot. Since I bought Emmaline, I've been biking everywhere, I even go to a trampoline class every Monday, which is more sweating that I ever really want to do. What with my hyperhydrosis of my face and all (more on this later).

Then I figured it out. Our team has a snack fund and every other week, we all contribute $5 to the general pile to buy snacks. I am not naturally a snack girl. You won't ever find cookies or chips in my cupboards at home. I'm not against them, I just grew up not really having them and so I never really acquired a taste for them. BUT, put any kind of food in front of me, and I will just eat it. There is just a never ending amount of chocolate, cookies, gummy bears within reach right now. Tomorrow, I will ask for fruit to be added to the snack request. Today, I'm decapitating an orange gummy bear with my teeth.

Why? Because I can.