You can't turn on the TV these days without some poor Anna Nicole story. It's quite insane actually, how much news coverage this is getting especially considering that there are wars happening, the earth is melting and other more important things. The thing is, it's all a sad situation and the saddest part is that there is an innocent five month old child who has no idea what the heck is being made of her future life.
Looks like Sienna Miller and Jude Law have been doing the old slide back. The on again, off again couple were seen cavorting at dinner together lately despite their infidelities to one another. (him with the nanny, her with his supposed bud, Daniel Craig, the new James Bond) Although according to People magazine, there was a third wheel at the table, Sienna's mother. Maybe Jude is doing her instead? Despite all this cuddling and googly-eyeing, both parties PR people are saying that the relationship is definitely OFF, not on. Who would go back to Jude? He slept with the nanny, for pete's sake. If that isn't one sacred relationship, I don't know what is.
It feels like it's been such a long time since I posted one of these that I thought it was time. Especially since it's gotten fairly good response to the people that I sent it to earlier.
So I finally watched Britney's newest venture, Chaotic and how do I put this plainly? Well...it totally sucks ASS! It is totally flagrant self love. It tries to be poignant and emotional but comes off as just plain dumb. Anyone who has any doubts about whether Kevin and Britney should be together is sadly mistaken. These two fools definitely deserve one another. I can't see how any other normal human being can put up with the combined stupidity.
They did it, they really, really did it! What a sad looking couple they make but at least it's all over and Camilla no longer has no live under the stigma of being "the other woman", although I still think in many people's minds, she still is and will forever be.
I just happened to be channel surfing where a show on the Food Network managed to catch my two second eye. I have never been a fan of the The Surreal Gourmet, and I think now more than ever, this guy should not have a TV show on how to cook food. Tonight, he was showing some girl how to cook a stir-fry. Since the stir fry has Asian origins, I usually find that white chefs don't really demonstrate how to do it very well. The few non Asian chefs (of the shows that I watch regularly) that have seemed to do Asian really well have been Guy Rubino, from Made to Order and the Domestic Goddess herself, Nigella Lawson.
I love lazy Saturday nights when TBS plays all these different movies and all you do is veg on the couch and distract the boyfriend who is working by shouting out random comments. Anyway, last night we were watching Runaway Bride, and it always bewilders me as to what the big deal is with Julia Roberts. I have always thought that she looked a little horsey.
I have no idea but for some reason, I am really into America's Next Top Model this season. My only problem is that they picked really unattractive people this year, physically and personality wise. So, here are my thoughts on last night's show and the girls that are left-
Ok, so poor Paris Hilton's blackberry or whatever got hacked and all of its contents got posted online. Yes, it sucks that her celebrity friends' phone numbers are all exposed but really, did the girl need to save nude pictures of herself on the damn thing? So once again, the world is exposed to her boobs? Any potential boyfriend must be so weary of seeing those things posted everywhere.
My friend Maggie once told me this theory about how every one has an inner serpent that we have to try to repress or else we would never get good karma. When Stefan asked her what an inner serpent did, she said "You know... saying and thinking bad thoughts about other people."
And then Stef replied "Oh, Karen doesn't have to worry about repressing her inner serpent. Her serpent is already out in the world biting everyone's asses."
What I said about Charles and Camilla was mean, I know, but I can't help it. I was born in the Chinese Year of the Snake so I have a double snake to take care of!
I have never been a big fan of the current British Royal family. I simply don't think that they make a significant contribution to their society and I definitely do not think that they should be living off the backs of their people as they have for all these years.
I have a problem with Hillary Duff. She bugs me. She's Too Too. I mean TOO perky, TOO Barbie, tries TOO hard, TOO squeeky clean. But the thing that bugs me the most is her hair. I mean the girl has loads of money, right? So you'd think she could find a colourist who would give her different shades or highlights in her hair. No one's hair is just one shade! Sorry, sorry I know, she has red streaks now, but the blonde part is still just one shade! Girl, you gotta fire your colourist!
I often wonder what it must be like to live the celebrity life. Sure, it must be nice to have all that money and other perks but the downside of having no privacy is something I don't think I could live with.
This is just my version of the angel-devil on your shoulder having arguments. I just happen to like monkeys. Not really sure why, but I do. I find myself having these huge big debates with myself about things all the time and let me tell you folks, sometimes my bad monkey is pretty bad.