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Marie and I tend to have our own language as all people who are close are wont to do. Usually it's just one word, other times it's a string of words. When we do that, people around us look as if we're speaking pidgin English, which in a way, we are. Sometimes, it's just plain silliness where we address each other in French and it sounds really romantic but what we're really saying is "My dear roasted pork chop..."

Anyway, this is a word that we often use when we're shopping or to each other.

Lurve - To really, really love (beyond any definition of love) something or someone

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Have I already mentioned that Stefan and I have been pseudo studying French for our impending Paris trip in the Fall? I just think it's important that when you go to a foreign country that you learn some phrases in their mother tongue. Seems like it's the polite thing to do, that's all.

Anyway, French lessons are not going as well as I thought it would and I am kicking myself everyday for not continuing French throughout high school. Did I really need to have take two music classes, gym, every math, almost every science course offered for all those years? Especially since I knew from the get go, that I would never ever want a job in any field using those subjects? Oh, sometimes, I just wish I could go back in time and smack my teenage self at the back of the head.

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Hangry - meaning hungry and angry at the same time

Marie introduced me to this word, although she got it via some fashion magazine. It's the perfect word to describe a state that I am almost always in. I can not be in a hungry state because that quickly leads to the angry state.

Someone mentioned something today that super-annoyed me to the point of where I was envisioning myself turning red and smoke coming out of my ears. Some left over veggies and a couple (or ten) Hershey's Hugs later and I am back to my jolly self.

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MF - Mother Fucker
How could I possibly forget my all time favourite?

BATT - Booty All The Time
A good response when someone is ignoring your emails or IM, you can ask whether they are getting BATT.

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With the emergence of Instant Messaging, acronyms have become very common. They're very handy things especially when you are in a pinch for time. Over time, I've even created some of my own for when I've felt "Big Brother is watching" via email. I thought I would share my favourite ones. WARNING: Some content might be x-rated so Mothers and family in general should stop reading now.

LOL - Laughing Out Loud
Everyone knows this. A good electronic way to describe glee.

OMG - Oh My God
Comes particularly handy when you need to exclaim shock.

WTF? - What The Fuck?
One of my all time favourites. Can be used for almost every circumstance.

CG - Catholic Guilt
I am not actually Catholic, but a girlfriend of mine who grew up Catholic says I got it bad. All I can say is that I went to Catholic school so it must count somehow.

SBJ - Steak and a Blow Job
When it comes down to it, you know this is truly what every man wants more than anything in the world. This is a suggested solution to a girl/guyfriend who is in the proverbial Dog House and needs a Get Out of House ticket quick.

DLB - Double Licking Balls
This is the ultimate suggestion thrown in with SBJ if said friend looks like they might be in the Dog House permanently.

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I have decided to add sayings to my "Lexicons" because really I come up with some zingers and people use it, so I might as well take credit for it. Then there are also some zingers that other people come up with that I think should really be used more in the world.

Here are two of my favourites right now. Mum, I suggest you do not read this entry. Or if you do, please do not call me after because I really don't need to hear "I didn't raise you to talk that way..." for the twentieth time this week. I swear, get over it.

Fucked Up The Ass With A Thorny Stick
No explanation needed, really but just in case you do need it, it simply means, really, really screwed.

Walk Of Shame
When a boy or a girl unexpectedly sleeps over (one night stand) at someone else's house and has to walk home the next morning in the clothes they wore the previous night. This is always a constant source of amusement for me.

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Flubberlicious - meaning To be flabby and full of blubber but still delicious

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dingle - meaning to call someone
usage - "Give me a dingle when you're out of your meeting"

diddle - meaning to tarry or dwaddle (another great word!)
usage - "Don't diddle! We're going to miss that show"

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ga-rumpy pronounced gah-RUMP-y
meaning grumpy beyond all forms of grumpiness

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doyo - pronounced dough-yo
meaning dumb ass

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ginormous — meaning giant and enormous

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So I have decided that the word moo-moo should also encompass declarations of mushiness to your loved one. Only because I was rethinking my title - moo-moos to min-min and it didn't really make any sense to anyone else but me.

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There are sometimes words I make up because nothing in the English language seem to be able to convey what I feel eloquently enough. So, here is some of my current favourite made-up words.

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